frottage cheeze

Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.


Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.

Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.

Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.

Can I take a shower?

Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!

by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009

cheeze n' rice!

a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.

said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"

by *Chels* June 28, 2003

Cheezus Crust

1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.

The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.

2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.

A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!

2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!

by Rowedahelicon October 13, 2008

chezzin

to massage a strangers knee unexpectedly. Can also include group chezzin, oral chezzin and gay chezzin.

Stop chezzin me off, you fucker!

Hobbies: swimming, cycling, chezzin, reading....

by chesney666 December 30, 2007

cheez-it

a scrumptious food item consisting of 1X1 inch squares of baked cheezy goodness. This particular snack food carries the slogan "Get Your Own Box".

A: Cheez-it's? awesome, can I have some?

B: Dude, get your own box, and stop being so gay. We're just roommates, it doesnt automatically make us friends.

A: Sorry.

by how come every email is using every name i come up with November 20, 2007

Cheezits Christ

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.

Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.

by The Swheatley February 28, 2010

cheezit

A most delicious snack cracker. Also known as sunshine biscuits.

Hey, I'm hungry.
Do you want some cheezits?
Yeah man, I love sunshine biscuits!

by lorenzo8 May 11, 2009