Chelsy

Is a girl who will do anything for the person she loves. She is very beautiful and won’t let anyone tell her she’s not. And she knows she weird and won’t change for anyone. She has real friends not fake ones. She hope the best for people. She loves most country music. She is an all rounded amazing person.

“Hey is that Chelsy because I wish she was my friend”

by Reallytrue2006 June 9, 2018

Dick Cheney

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

going cheney

Similar to going postal, but usually involving a shotgun filled with buckshot instead of an uzi. May involve the disfiguring of a friend or associate by firing the shot at their face, usually after drinking lots of scotch.

Nigga, you disrespect me again and I will be going cheney on your ass.

by Buggieboy April 11, 2008

Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.

(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?

by smpoza February 21, 2009

Go Dick Cheney

An expression used to describe a state of extreme frustration and angst over various social or personal problems.

An expression first coined by modern poet Steffan Piper

1. When they expel you for wearing a trenchcoat:
Go Dick Cheney
When they hate you for being emo, goth or chessclub:
Go Dick Cheney
When they tell you to absorb into the system:
Go Dick Cheney

2. Dude, I'm gunna go Dick Cheney on that guy at the gas station!

by Diggler Daddy February 29, 2008

Chelby

Chelby is an amazing friend. She loves music, and she’s a one of a kind. She’s one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet, and maybe she doesn’t know it. She can be a total nut job at times, but it doesn’t stop people from liking her. The point is, Chelby is a great person and if you’re lucky enough to find one, keep her forever.

“Man, Chelby’s a total weirdo.”
“I know, but she’s pretty great.”

by A_unamed_person June 1, 2019