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Ninja Cheesecake

A cheesecake-tasting mixed drink consisting of about 50% vanilla vodka and 50% tonic water.
There's no cheesecake in this drink, but it tastes like it! There must be a delicious ninja cheesecake stealthily hiding in here.
by IridiumXi February 28, 2011
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cheesecaking

Verb:To meet an on-line date and almost immediately going home and having sex after meeting at a neutral location. Derived from the common use of The Cheesecake Factory as a meeting place before the magic happens.
I met my Tinder date at The Grove but within 10 minutes we were at his place. I was there for cheesecaking, not chit-chat.
by MELGAF June 23, 2015
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cheesecake

A freakin' tasty desert. I could go for one right now...
Damn, that was one freakin' tasty cheesecake.
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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froozen cherry cheesecake

after intercourse outside during winter, find some ice to cover with your man-goo then smash your partners face into the cold cum, their blood from their nose should mix well with the white snow and babyjuice
my exgirlfriend broke up with me because i gave her a froozen cherry cheesecake

she was a kinky hoe, for christmas, she gave me head outside and i saw some ice so the froozen cherry cheesecake had to be done
by Tyman March 26, 2008
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Princeton Cheesecake

When you're giving a guy a blowjob and you blow chunks all over during it.
Dude, it was a great blowjob, but then she just couldn't take seeing my roommate gutting that sacrificial goat in the room so she gave me a princeton cheesecake!
by ipwntmario May 13, 2008
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strawberry_chessecake

This is where the man cums al over the womens face. He would then punch her in the nose and she would have a nose bleed. The blood and the cum then mix together to make a cheesecak; which if desired can be licked off.
hmm. Well you cant really write an example. i also cant find any strawberry_cheesecake videos on the internet so there you go.

strawberry_chessecake
by pieman21 November 25, 2007
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houdini cheescake bowtie

Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
by this is youtube shit March 27, 2010
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