cheesequake

The unintended consequence of a lactose intolerant person eating too much dairy. Named after the Garden State Parkway rest stop.

We'd better stop here, I think there's a cheesequake coming.

by portableninja September 3, 2010

Cheeseball

Coming from the word "cheesy", "lame", usually refers to guy who tries to act hot but fails greatly at it. Just think of a greasy cheeseball.

He acted like such a cheeseball

by IP November 15, 2004

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.

Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.

by Moke October 27, 2006

Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

The size rankings in between Gimme That Cheeseburger (aka fat bitch), Gimme That Double Cheeseburger (really fat bitch), and Gimme That Triple Cheeseburger (obese fat bitch.

Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.

by Lord Fuckface January 7, 2008

Cheesebag

Someone who is self obsessed, believes to be better than everyone else, boasts about everything, sucks up to teachers and is just damn right cheesy.

Cheesebag: "Hi sir you're looking great today"

Cheesebag: "Oh yeah I got five A's"

"Oh my God that guy is such a cheesebag!"

by RoyceDa5'9" April 20, 2005

cheesepussy

1) an individual who is too much of a pussy to be called even a cheesedick 2) a mega-tool 3) a super creeper 3)Jersey Shore to the max

Wow, that crreper from last night at the parade was such a cheesepussy.

by jeffandmack February 16, 2010

Cheeseblock

This is were a person pulls a face that resembles a block of cheese to form an excellent jaw and expression structure, The facial expression will come across as quite down-syndrome-like. It can be used for humorous purposes to ruin pictures and in everyday life.

Also if you successfully Cheeseblock somebody for 30 seconds without them recognising they will owe you a drink

If you vibrate your head while performing the Cheeseblock results may improve in freaking someone out

I ruined her picture of the group with that Cheeseblock I pulled

Your Cheeseblock is fucking disgusting but spectacular at the same time

Im Gonna cheeseblock this cunt for being so serious

That freaky fuck wont stop doing that Cheeseblock at me

by RowlandoBloom December 8, 2012