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chainsaw massacre

a girl or guy who has braces which then gives oral to the opposite sex leaving scratches and bleeding;uncontrollable pain for the other person.
"Budd, she's a complete chainsaw massacre""
by experiencer December 25, 2009
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chainsaw mullet

A man with a mullet who works at, or is visiting a hardware store to purchase or sell a chainsaw. Mullet enthusiasts proclaim that this mullet is one of the most rare mullets to find.
Larry- " I've been hitting up the hardware store every day, and I still can't find the chainsaw mullet."

Andy- " Dude, I found my chainsaw mullet at a put-and-take center. I'd check there."
by Cameron C July 1, 2008
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chainsaw wedgie

when your underwear is pulled up from a hole in the chair and put over top of it.
underwear pulled through a chair hole that is called a chainsaw wedgie
by sa112 July 14, 2009
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chainsaw

Synonym for fuck. from the song F**k everything by Jon Lajoie
I don't give a chainsaw about what you think
by Dudepersonabout22231 August 1, 2011
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oral chainsaw

the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.
rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"
by mavegen/skyrainbowrider March 11, 2011
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chainsaw scrub

A FUCKING 1 BAR WHO DOESNT LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON AND RUNS AT YOU REVVING THAT GAY SHIT UP LIKE THER IS NO TOMARRO. and doesnt even flinch from my shottty.
OMFG HOLY SHIT NIGGER BALLS THAT CHAINSAW SCRUB JUST FUCKING CHAINSAWED ME, FUCK KID LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gears of war 2)
=D
by taylor 2 bar February 11, 2009
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Chainsaw

Dancing move used mostly while dancing to fast electronic music, where the dancer slightly leans in and pretends he pulls the activating cord of a chainsaw (the dance move obviously refers to old, gas-activated chainsaws). Also known as "The Lawnmower" for obvious reasons. A perfect example can be found here:

watch?v=REKtfD5_ts4 (in youtube)
Dude, check it out! Ollie is doing the Chainsaw! He is so high!
by Crazygoat826 May 22, 2008
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