e-cottaging

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.

George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.

by WelshAsian January 15, 2012

Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face

Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}

by ABurgesss January 2, 2013

Fuck certain country week

From December 21st to December 27th every country that use to belong to The United Kingdom/British Empire will revert back to being British but Parliament will be non-existent

It's "Fuck certain country week" so the British Empire is back but we have no laws so it's the Purge

by SomeBritishguy December 21, 2022

Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.

Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.

by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016

Lady Cottage

A ladies front bottom

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage

by Whitebits January 29, 2009

A Certain Elephant

A celebrated, tri-weekly cartoon focusing on the lives of several elephants. It has been hailed for using repetition, irony, and smoking elephants to great comedic success. It is known as A.C.E. to its biggest fans.

Check it out, yo:

http://www.acertainelephant.com/ace-58.html#

"Man, I just rofled for like 5 minutes after reading A Certain Elephant today!"

by Graham_965 February 12, 2009

Centaur

1. A mythical creature that has the upper-body of a human and the lower-body of a horse. They tend to be pictured shooting bows and arrows and with braided hair. They are originally a Greek legend. Chiron was a particularly significant Centaur who was intelligent and kind. Other Centaurs are drunkards who tend to be violent when intoxicated. Chiron was very good with medicine and could heal quite well.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a youthful girl who is very elegant in the chest and hips, but not quite so beautiful around her legs and feet.

"Oh no, the centaur killed my baby!"
"Darn, that Mya girl is a real centaur!"

by Nyan! August 20, 2014