cell phone lean

The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his cell phone in the mistaken hope that no one can see him.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.

Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.

"Pass this guy at the next light, he's doing the cell phone lean."

by mocha baby April 3, 2008

Cell Phone Sex

When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .

A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.

by ohheygirlhey May 14, 2010

Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 11, 2006

cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

by black jesus July 23, 2005

Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

color cell phone

An internal mechanism used for detecting homosexuality in others, otherwise known as "gaydar."

- "That guy Tom is really cute. And he's gay, too!"

- "Are you sure?"

-"Are you kidding me? My color cell phone was ringing off the hook!"

by Flipasaur July 23, 2006

cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.

Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.

by flogger up January 13, 2010