Castrataku

The art of committing ritual suicide through castration

Person A: Hey man, what is he doing?
Person B: Castrataku
Person A: Why?
Person B: He needs to preserve his families honour after eating that vegan sandwich
Person A: Oooooooo... Fair

by Helen Kendrick Johnson April 29, 2021

castration

When a Penis is chopped off.

The Prestis chopped of the penis my mom said it's called castration

by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021

Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)

John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place

by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021

Cartrite

So this guy attracts girls like a magnet with his charm and looks,but he tends to lead them on and than leave them in the dust as they are just one stop along the way of settling down with a real lover. He has many issues he is trying to work through to become a better person but he gets caught up in all the drama of the outside world he forgets to focus on himself. His temper tends to be a bit out of control at times. He also had a tough exterior he likes to act tough around others but when its just him and the people he loves and cares about he is a softie. He tends to be misunderstood by the outside world as someone who is selfish and cruel,but that is not him at all. That is just person he puts on a show to be cause he is scared that one day someone might hurt him so his guard is constantly up rarely letting people in. You are lucky if you're someone who is close with or knows a cartrite well.

Wow she hangs out with cartrite she must be so cool
How is she that close with him?

by Maybeyourecreepyneighbor? September 7, 2021

Carstare

To stare at someone from your car. Simply the best word & way to make something awkward fast. If you have stairs in your car, even better, you can sit down and stare for long durations.

- Mike pissed me off.
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna carstare at him after work.

by Blue<3 November 20, 2021

Castrata

Super sexy Latina goddess. Her vocals will put your ween at attention. A queen through and through. You’re so lucky to know her, and she knows it. But she’s not stuck up. Seriously. She’s a thiqqy slice of humble pie. But she doesn’t have to be. She could act like the diva she is, but she chooses not to. Cause she’s that nice.

She isn’t the type to admit she’s in love with her boyfriend’s best friend. But that’s part of her charm. Mason knows how much she loves him, but respects her relationship. He really just wants to wear her wigs, but his head is too big and he will stretch them.

Castrata is a star. If you don’t know her, you’re wrong. Respect her and follow her and give her money.

Omg someone this talented and beautiful could only be Castrata!!!

by MaymayButt November 24, 2021

Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?

"Castration Anarchy is the future!"

by doyouknowthemuffinmanshrek July 28, 2022