Carl

He is the type of guy to livestream himself petting his cat. Carl is basically the definition of reduced fat. Carl is the kind of guy to steal your mans any day. All the girls want Carl.

He is always lookin like a snak.

oooh carl hand me that ramen

by ~fuck ya chicken strips bitch~ May 10, 2018

Carl

Carl is a fat ass cat who belongs to the streets. he has no balls cause they got chopped off. he’s a complete ass who will be the biggest annoyance in your lifetime. never get a cat named carl he will fuck you up. (he is also FLAMING gay.)

liv: omg your cat is so cute

me: no he isn’t his name is carl

liv: omg throw him down the toilet

by smallb00bbitty May 6, 2021

Carl

The term for old family. A dad who was with you until you turn 18 then completely forgets about you. Often likes underage girls and will sleep with your family. Has millions of dollars but makes his kid pay for everything when his kid only makes 700 dollars a month and has to pay house payment. in love with his family sexually and doesn't even care for his wife. also known as a derlick or inbreeder. usually with red hair and lots of freckles. will rape his sons kids and then just make new ones with his sperm after he ruins them. someone that hasnt taken his actual kid on vacation in 15 years but takes his grand daughter over state lines everyday.

"Is that Carl?"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"

by hands off October 12, 2018

Carl

who would look at a baby and name it carl

"susan, our baby looks like a carl"
"what the fuck is a carl"

by coxyfoxy November 27, 2018

Carl

A Swedish honeydew melon lover. Most commonly associated with girls named Sydney. Most Carl's are also ruined, as they have nowhere to go but below the surface of Sweden.

Oh wow carl lay of the honeydew melons

by Thepandacarrot December 6, 2016

Carl

A bit fat cow That eat people. He has 99 inches longera dick. He is tall and sexy like Carl because He is Carl. You are a very long men. Everyone says That his namn are Carlus and mirequa. Carl are 100 % White He lives in USA

Carl you have att big dick

by Carlus1 December 14, 2016

carl

a carl I a super cool, nice, pretty, nice again, clever and pretty again

ohhhhh its carl
soooooooooooo damn pretty

by carl bir September 1, 2017