Caelem

Handsome man who can get mad bitches and has hella friends. Can also skate really good and he’s super cool and legendary. Usually loves dragon ball and gets heartbroken by girls named Delila

Guy 1: Damn why is caelem such a legend like bro
Guy 2: Ya I know right! But I heard that bitch Delila broke his heart
Guy 1: Shit that fucking sucks he’s a god

by WhatAFuckingLegend November 20, 2019

Camelbask

A person so caught up in one’s own narcissism and egotistical euphoria, and has lost (all) touch of reality.

“Erik was so obsessed with his “Hollywood Camelbask” image, he couldn’t determine if he was coming or going.”

by by Polaris-SMB March 17, 2023

Swamp Camel

A close cousin of the Swamp Donkey, however the creature has bigger titties on it's back than on it's chest.

Man did you see that swamp donkey over in aisle 3? Yeah bro, but did you see the swamp camel that was standing beside her? She must have 44dd's on her back!!!!

by hillbillylover July 12, 2010

parched camel

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Wank Camel

When you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water.

Person 1: "I haven't masturbated in ages."

Person 2: "Whoa dude, you're such a Wank Camel."

by TeddyBazz December 9, 2015

Camel

A camel is a dreamer-upper of dessert adventures. They are loyal and compassionate and perfect companions for adventures of happy-hedgehog rescue missions and tangerine-boat-cruises down the nile and orchestral concerts in the dessert and cloud surfing along the great wall of China. They'll take you to india to smoke opium together with the maharaja tiki tiki blip blop in the tanned tiger teepee and help you defeat giant platypus in greece, they love nothing more than to explore crystal caves in search of paradise vacations but they'll also happily stay home to play uno and drink hot chocolate after a day of hardcore skiing.

Camels cook scrumptious pampadams and draw exceptionaly well. They write exceptional birthday cards, sing lovely songs and they like iced coffe's and beer but not together. They are honourable and beautiful and rare, and if you're ever so ridiculously lucky enough to find one, join forces.

This day is shit I wish I had my camel.

by mememymy August 6, 2010

Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

by rperazag May 25, 2010