New Canaan

New Canaan is one of the richest towns in America but the people there can't get over themselves. Being one of the few people in New Canaan who doesn't have 6 houses and multiple Bently's, I can laugh at the comedic antics of my classmates and people in the town in general. In New Canaan, people try to be badass by skipping class and listining to rap. Well look in the damn mirror everyone in this town is friggin white. As for sports, if you dont play baseball (best sport) or lacrosse (stupid) you are considered an outcast or faggot. But in New Canaan, talent has nothing to do with sports. You will only get playing time if your parents are friends with the director of your sports, or politics. I am one of the few who suffer from Parental-Commisioner-Enemy-Syndrome, or PCES. All of the others who suffer from PCES share my synical veiw on my disgraseful town, but at least we are better then the D-Baggers

New Canaan is not where you should move. Waste your money somewhere else. Seriously.

by newcanaanbaseball August 4, 2008

New Canaan Girls Swim Team

its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.

-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought

by WHSST May 7, 2005

New Canaan

Home of 'The Gang', a group of juniors. This group has managed to cause every student at New Canaan High School the desire to kill themselves upon hearing the phrase "soo funny" one more time. The use of similar phrases, such as "soo mean", "don't know what to do with myself","this is me laughing", or "laughing so hard right now" also have the same effect on members of the student body who unfortunately sit close enough to the junior side of the lounge to hear these much-hated words.

"Why is New Canaan SO funny. I am laughing so hard right now."

by herewegoroms April 3, 2005

new canaan

stupidest fucking town on the face of this earth
full of a bunch of faggot ass rich kids who think they are better then everyone and only talk shit about each other
BEAT WILTON? - a saying the "cool kids" use to try and prove they are bigger alcoholics than fucking wilton...GREAT FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE, GIVE UP YOU FAGGOTS,I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ACHIEVE IT!

omg urban dictionary wow something to do with our waste-of-time lives beside sit around and get high and drunk!!! YAY
(JK party at my house later...call my cell)

by nick discala April 13, 2005

new canaan

whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.

am i not a risque kid???

by risky April 4, 2005

new canaan

Charlay Johnson spanks his hog way too much! 8=====> MYESS :)

yay charlay (^) (^) yay charlay you look like wubbert bwoshzio

by J. Rooker April 5, 2005

caravan

a another adjective meaning very good.

That was caravan!, it was perfect - Edguy Lead Singer (The Headless Game Live)

by EggyStoner June 12, 2005