calaboose

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."

I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Calallen

School for all types of hoes. Most of the actually hot guys have dated all of your friends. Fat bitch named danwhale goes there also. Jacob Molina is the hoe of the school. The highschool is full of potheads. Calallen isn’t as high class as people think

Oh yeah I go to calallen
Oh so you smoke?

Basically yeah

by Truth_._._tea November 5, 2018

Calabasas High School

Okay so after all these terrible definitions, your thinking "Calabasas can't be that bad". Oh but it is. The food, people, teachers, curriculum, and school itself is awful. Food? Tastes like shit. People? They are shit. Teachers? Once again they are shit. Curriculum? Is shit. School? Shithole. Heredia=FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL if your reading this heredia... fuck you. The first couple weeks of CHS are great. YAY HIGH SCHOOL! But I can guarantee you will hate the fours years you go to that school. Thank God I'm leaving next year.

8th Grader - IM SO HAPPY IM GOING TO Calabasas High School NEXT YEAR

Former CHS Student - haha......fag.

by fUCKCHS November 4, 2009

Calm A Nut

To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut

by Fatika February 22, 2011

Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

Great Calamity Kittens!

An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".

'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!

by uliglaze April 28, 2011