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california catastrophe

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.
Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.
by Tomstah May 18, 2018
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California Company

A severely deluded, twisted individual with serious mental health problems. He can be very nice, yet unequivocally cruel at the same time. Loves to play the victim. We can only assume something horrible happened to him that made him this way.
California Company gaslighted me into hurting myself, then kissed me afterwards, and said everything will be alright.
by Limerence Addiction May 6, 2023
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Moreno Valley California

You are not a career criminal just because you steal from the Moreno Valley Mall. A town where below the 60 it's all the black and Mexican dudes living with their moms and above the 60 it's all the fat Mexican chicks that they got pregnant living on HUD. Baby mama drama capital of the United States. Where tortas cannot wait to loan their boyfriends their Toyota Corolla to go cheat on them while they're at work. Middle class white dudes act like they are from the ghetto but they're actually from Perris. Where the women on the daily act more stuck up than they should because their boyfriends are actually the dudes that are acting ghetto. A large portion of the population here supports only fans. Latino dudes will jack you if you try to buy drugs, and a cholo hookers will try to jack you the same. Town is too close to banning for comfort. I the bars definitely have tortas thinking they are prettier than they really are when they all go home with the same black dudes at the end of the night. ( shark Bar) the STD rate always surprisingly high i'm surprising because of all the failed cosmetology students it's still where the scrubs around town.
If you are from the IE your baby mama most likely is from Moreno Valley california.
by B-locz December 27, 2022
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California Nod

The origin of the word comes from the City of Angels. Many famous people make Los Angeles their home. These famous people are constantly in demand and have little time to attend every request. In order to appear polite these famous people agree to attend an event or appear on a talk show, but these famous people never intend to fulfill these hollow promises.

The origin of the word was spawned by the famous people that live in Los Angeles, but everyday Angelino’s and Californians have adopted the California Nod. The California Nod has become as common as saying hello.
Sally suggested to Kristi the two should have drinks after work. Kristi verbally agreed, but never intended to grab drinks. Kristi gave Sally the “California Nod”.
by dobber35 November 20, 2009
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California City California

1. Small Military Town in the High Desert Approx 2400 ft. above sea level. approx 15 miles from the Truck stop town of Mojave.. (Home of Scaled Composites). The worlds fist recognised Spaceport. Where Burt Rutan Piloted "SPACESHIP ONE" into history, by being the first Private Company to put a Spacecraft into LEO (Low Earth Orbit) not once, but twice in 5 days.

2. Little oasis in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt Right next to Edwards A.F.B. as most people know is one of the landing sites used to land the Space Shuttle. Small Population Loaded with Mexicans.
Hey man!! Let's go to California City California... Where the Fuck is that?
by DirtySanchez130 October 16, 2008
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California Regular

When you put guacomole around a guy's asshole and a girl fucks him with a strap on.
Jen: Hey Ben, would you like a California Regular?
Ben: Does a bear shit in the woods? FUCK YEAH!
by The Slash Bringing Hasher September 28, 2011
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California Gurls

A sub-species of the gender female.
They reside exculsively at West Coast beaches, especially California beaches.
They are hot enough "to melt your popsicle".
They are also extremely sexual, having sex on the beach and in their Jeeps (the only car they drive).
During the summer of 2010 Katy Perry released a song that describes the daily activities of them. During said song, Snoop Dogg states that the only females he likes are California Gurls.
I'm going to California the pick up some California Gurls because I want to get laid.
by joel_e May 16, 2010
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