Calculator

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay

Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!

by Mo0thh April 17, 2021

Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.

They were engaged in the reverse calculator.

by Myprivateradio September 9, 2022

Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

calculator quality

grainy, low quality image, pixelated

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!

by jus10k June 14, 2016

raeans 69 calculator joke

funny lame joke
i need to pee
yes
ok

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”

by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life

oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'

by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016