rum cycle

Noun: refers to to the reoccuring cycle in which one gets way too drunk, wakes up, feigns some type of recovery and then submits to the need to begin drinking again thus arriving at the place where one started.

Despite popular belief, once started there is not an end to the rum cycle only an enlargening of the circle.

The name is actually a misnomer as from a personal prospective one seems to start from the same spot but has actually sunken a bit.

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I was heavy into the rum cycle by my third day of vacation in Costa Rica.

by wildmnc July 01, 2012

wank cycles

Tactically beating one out so you last longer in the sack should you be so lucky later.

Josephina: Wow honey! That was a long one... much more than your usual 45 seconds.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles back in order today in anticipation of our sexual intercourse encounter this evening. Glad you noticed.

by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022

Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation

Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record

by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017

Emanstrial cycle

1. When the linen in the testicles that protects sperm is excreted through the penis once a month for about three days
2. A man period
3. The man struck cycle

Man, Landon is such a butthole today. He must be on his emanstrial cycle

by Realfacts4urlife July 08, 2017

spin cycle

When an opiate addict rotates in and out of rehab continuously for the experience of the first high after being clean for a few days. Also known as the cause of most drug over doses of relapse addicts.

Many addicts die from over doses after coming out of the spin cycle of rehab and addiction.

by Fonda Cox March 27, 2008

snick cycle

A multi-month long cycle of anticipation, hype, and eventually trolling in regards to any video game that is coming out. Originally started solely on the xbox 360 platform, it has recently moved to PC games. The support varies from extreme devotion to the game to it's eventual badmouthing.

the snick cycle is in full effect for BF3

by DocBN4G October 02, 2011

hit for the cycle

Baseball analogy: Cumming in a woman's mouth, vagina, and ass all in one sex session.

Patrick will soon fulfill a lifelong dream, when Nicole lets him hit for the cycle all in one night.

by BeautifulPervert! July 04, 2010