german curve

The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.

Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.

Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!

Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!

by Dandylion1504 January 4, 2014

bell-curving

Verb: The act of interfering with a fellow classmate's exam preparation in order to surpass them in the finalized class ranking.

Richard was bell-curving me yesterday. He slipped a xanax in my coffee before the exam.

by guano1 November 19, 2019

Curved Out

Passed out from a hella good high.

Brian: you were so curved out last night.

Jhef: that shit i got was FFIIRREE!

by BUBONiC HYPHY May 11, 2006

Italian curve

A big dick that curves to the left. Found mainly, but not limited to, Italian males.

Austin has a massive italian curve that deviates to the left.

by Julius Caesarus January 23, 2011

bullet curving

Currently newest and possibly the baddest gunfighting skill that was first seen in the movie Wanted. It is done with a flick of the wrist while pulling the trigger, sending the bullet flying around corners or even in a complete circle.

Angelina Jolie is pretty damn good at bullet curving.

by the snake man July 1, 2008

drexel curve

The grading scale used by Drexel University male students to rate females for potential hook-ups. Often used at parties, and consulted upon in a group.

This is necessary due to the outrageously bad guy-girl ratio, which in itself is not accurate due to the number of international students and other non-party types.

See also: drexel shaft

Guy 1: "Check out that that bitty!"
Guy 2: "Dude, she's maybe a five"
Guy 3: "Drexel Curve. I'd hit it."

by pimpadakis February 28, 2009

french curve

When a person penis curves up

Jarrod Sidhu has a very small french curve

by Ryan Smithero May 10, 2007