cummy worm

When your cum shot is so thick it's the consistency of a gummy worm; you can play with it, stretch it without breaking it, and bite it's head off.

Zack blew the sweetest cummy worm on my chest last night. It was so thick I didn't even have to wipe it off, I just picked it up, bit its head off and tossed the rest in the trash.

by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2018

cummy closet

When you go into a closet with your bros, turn off the light, and touch each other's dicks and guess whose are whose. Bonus if you get cum on your hand, as you can taste and smell it to get more hints on whose dick you're touching.

Bob: "Yo Chet, wanna hop into this closet and play cummy closet with me?"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"

by Black KKK August 10, 2019

Cummy Ache

Another word for blue balls

Uhhh i have a cummy ache

by BRUH BRUH June 30, 2021

campus cummies

When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush

“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”

“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”

by deanBrock September 8, 2022

White Cummie

A Jackass, Retard, or Asshole of very dominant white descent. They make fun of your clothes, athletic ability, etc. and have horrible excuses of insults that their other White Cummie friends think is clever.

White Cummie: Hey Romanian, where's your spear? *high fives friend and slams locker*
me: Fuck off you disabled shit-tard.

by Miles_Bey0nd October 12, 2017

cummy yummy

A delicious and nutritious meal. If consumed every 14 minutes for 24 hours, a person will obtain 2,000 calories of delicious and hearty nutter butter

Dom: Hey baby why don't u come suckle on my dickle
Dom's boyfriend cause he likes men: Ok daddy lemme swallow that cummy yummy *moans

by anonymous August 25, 2021

Cummy Sanchez

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.

After having oral sex, the man gave the woman a cummy sanchez.

by antology May 31, 2017