Motley Crouton

The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

Crouton

Someone terrible at any form of fps. Generally die in the stupidest ways. Ex. Standing out in the open when the other team is sniping.

Player 1: Gets killed by a noob using trash weapons.
Player 2: Fucking Crouton!

by Trash at fps September 25, 2017

Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.

“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

by Riddikuluslessness October 18, 2023

Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.

“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”

by hag4eva August 1, 2022

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015

Croutons

The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light

Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons

by AssassinOG_420-69 July 22, 2019