Critical Thinker

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.
Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.
by handsoftorgo September 22, 2008
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Critical Adventure

A franchise that should've died after the second game killed itself.
Calex, (fuck you) was the owner and was cancelled after the devs found out he was paying someone underhanded to remake the game and not paying the actual developers, now people want to revive it because "oh nostalgia trip!!!!!"
"Critical Adventure is retarded, why do people still make spinoff games?"
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rap critic

the best critic for rap songs on youtube
hey rap critic just proved how shit this song was!
by the sungod of england November 26, 2016
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boob critic

A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.
Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."
by jsd9632 November 26, 2011
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critical mass

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.
At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.
by WEW August 29, 2007
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Facebook Critic

1) One who exhibits judging events, comments, news and anything that will stir negative responses from other Facebook friends. Passive-Aggressive tendencies.

2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.

3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.

Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
"Facebook Critic" is someone that posts, or comments on topics like politics and religion, knowing they will only stir negative responses sooner or later.

John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"

Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"

Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"

Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
by Ego Smasher December 19, 2011
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