Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

crissing

verb - the act of pissing and crying in the shower

Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!

by captainkat11 October 25, 2022

Criss

The combination of crap and piss.

Dude, i just took a HUGE criss!

by CrissMaster March 10, 2020

McKinsey Criss

The most wonderful and amazing and slay person you’ll ever meet.

Did you see McKinsey Criss just now? She is so wonderful and amazing and slay!

by NolandoFlordide September 20, 2022

Criss

Criss is a handsome and lovely boy, he has the most beautiful smile ever, and by the age of 15 he has probably found his soulmate.

Giulia: look,that’s criss isn’t he handsome?
Everyone: yeah,he is

by Ghost.0123 November 24, 2021

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006