crissing

verb - the act of pissing and crying in the shower

Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!

by captainkat11 October 26, 2022

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 28, 2020

Criss

From the holy word Christ, a french-Canadian swear.

Noun: Ostie d'criss de calice de tabarnak.

Adverb: elle est crissement loin l'auto.

Verb replacing to do: qu'est-ce vous crissez chez moi?

by Henri Bourassa August 31, 2019

criss

Another word for “cries” but its cried whilst running away from another person.

The woman named Paris criss in front of the man named JJ

by Lonnisucks November 09, 2020

Criss

It basically just means Mad/Crazy

Fiona- Yooo did u see Kali

Alyssa- Yh she’s really out here looking criss

by Slangsdefeo May 30, 2019

Criss

He’s so hot, he’s tall and smart and is better than any other male in the room. You want yourself a Criss, you want to be friends with a Criss, you just need one in your life

“Omg I love criss so much”

by LudaCRISS234 November 22, 2021

Criss

Criss is a handsome and lovely boy, he has the most beautiful smile ever, and by the age of 15 he has probably found his soulmate.

Giulia: look,that’s criss isn’t he handsome?
Everyone: yeah,he is

by Ghost.0123 November 24, 2021