An Amazing, beautiful, pretty, HOTT, Attractive, Good-looking, Bubbly Toed, Monster handed, Gorgeous, Stunning, Striking, Fine-looking and outstanding Girlfriend!!!!
by Tgkusner October 23, 2008

by Richard Juice August 4, 2005

Cheesy tortilla snack fried on a pan or microwaved until the cheese in the middle of starts to leaving it slightly crispy you
by Frosty Dog March 27, 2020

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket
Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp
by manbalock June 19, 2018

A bizarre or funny exclamation clone of Jesus Christ, it is used when someone saw something disgusting that makes them lost faith in humanity.
Person 1: * Shows a very shocking fetish content *
Person 2: Jeez Crisp, that's disgusting!
P1: IKR, makes me lose my faith in humanity.
P2: Me too.
Person 2: Jeez Crisp, that's disgusting!
P1: IKR, makes me lose my faith in humanity.
P2: Me too.
by Ronald Lee June 9, 2021

by WhatisJoblessFat February 3, 2021
