Crayon Anus

When wiping won’t stop the reveal. It just keeps on writing. Coloring the paper.

My Crayon Anus refuses to tap out. The color just keeps on appearing.

by RickyPacific2 March 7, 2026

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

by Metiolate March 17, 2022

white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006

brown crayon

When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.

Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?

by Fred Foo August 26, 2007

Purple Crayon

Black dick

That white girl loves the purple crayon

by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

poo crayon

a log of shit that "draws" on the inside of the toilet when you flush

i could have given my toilet to the museum after that poo crayon

by progun December 9, 2008