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madison crawford

trick ass bitch but pretty chill and needs to kill herself
Guy: your such a madison crawford
Girl: kill yourself
by My.bleach.killed.itself June 7, 2017
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alex crawford

A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday
Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u
by Lily Warwick May 5, 2018
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Cameron Crawford

Will ask to rearrange your guts but can’t due to his micro penis
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee

Hairy hairy man

He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts
Did you see that yeti?? Or was that cameron crawford????
by phatass68696969 March 19, 2020
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Aleesha Crawford

by Leah hooter October 27, 2020
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Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021
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CRAWFORD

MS. CRAWFORD IS BEAUTIFUL
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023
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