A term popular in jail. A courteous thing to do when you have a cellmate and are in the small confines of a jail cell. A method you perform when in the jail cell to eliminate the smell of your bowel movement. Usually executed at the point of release from the anus and before it hits the water. The suction of downforce of the flush eliminates the gases as well as the odor of the loaf.
by ChrisTW82 March 08, 2008
When you are driving in a car, pass gas, and then crack the window as a courtesy for others riding in said car with you.
Ah, Jesus Christ Ted, the least you could do after laying that massive fart whilst we are driving is to give us all a courtesy crack.
by TheHyphyTrain November 26, 2006
When someone "likes" your status and so you feel compeled to "like" a status of theirs in order to pay them back
Dude, he liked my status and i never thought we were friends...and now i feel like i owe him a courtesy like.
by Chandler Hayden August 06, 2010
The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.
It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty
You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011
An act of reply courtesy occurs when you are forced to keep the conversation going by either creating awkwardness or changing the subject because the person you or texting or instant messaging replies with a conversation killer, words such as, "ha, yeah, mhm, lol, ect."
"Wow, the girl i'm texting keeps using conversation killers, i'm just not going to reply."
"Come on man, you like her right, have some reply courtesy."
"Come on man, you like her right, have some reply courtesy."
by supercoolmattb January 04, 2010
An action in which a male, upon realizing that the dime piece that he drunkenly brought home and got in bed with is actually fugly, feels the girl up in order to be polite and allow her to not feel bad about her body.
Dude: Kenny, you motorboatin son of a bitch, you motorboated that chick last night didn't you?
Kenny: Nah man, I got her in my room and realized she was ugly.
Dude: That sucks, what'd you do?
Kenny: I gave her the courtesy feel and went to bed.
Dude: I hope my little sister meets a gentleman like you.
Kenny: Nah man, I got her in my room and realized she was ugly.
Dude: That sucks, what'd you do?
Kenny: I gave her the courtesy feel and went to bed.
Dude: I hope my little sister meets a gentleman like you.
by The Duder April 30, 2006
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