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christopher columbus

1.An Italian sailor who is wrongfully given credit for "discovering the New World."Most of our high school history textbooks make him out to be a hero, when really, he was a greedy and genocidal maniac who enjoyed raping children. He killed, with the help of his Spanish sailors, around 8,000,000 people in less than 10 years- and that was just on Haiti.
1. In fourteen hundred and ninety three
Christopher Columbus stole all he could see.
by anonymous subway rider November 28, 2007
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Knights of Columbus

Expression used when one is in a great deal of pain.
"Knights of Columbus that hurt!!"
"Knights of Columbus, I've been shot!"
by Jonny Cheecho January 27, 2008
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columbus guy

1. fucking pimps who get all the girls 2. own belen kids
3. just plain out rok
by abababaaaa February 28, 2005
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Columbus Academy

The Columbus Academy is the "premier" private school of Columbus, Ohio. It is cooler than CSG, because we are co-ed. (haha unis) The students there are all extremely amazing or hilarious, or they would not be admitted. (hint, hint people who aspire to be us)
Girl A: "My friend goes to Columbus Academy"

Girl B: "I wish I was there, and a viking, not some mythical creature."

Girl A: "Yeah...... they're lucky, their mascot exists!"
by ajealouscsggirl November 6, 2010
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Columbus Bucket

When you are doing a girl from behind, and she throws up, for whatever reason.
"Jenny had been drinking too much, so I got a Columbus Bucket last night while we were going at it..."
by KD Lady December 21, 2004
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The Knights of Columbus

Term used by Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson) in Martin Scorsese’s The Departed for the Italian Mob.
“The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city.“ - Frank Costello
by Edward005 July 28, 2020
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Columbus Nova

To become the leader of a community/company/club/etc and to instantly fuck things up.
Jon: Did you hear about the recent acquisition of SOE?

Dave: Ya, it was totally Columbus Nova'd.
by Dst79 February 11, 2015
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