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Claysident

The President you have when you don't have a President.

Particularly applicable to a certain elderly resident of the White House who trips up on plane stairs, can't find his way off stages and enjoys sniffing young girls' hair.

Origin - The non-alcoholic drink "Claytons", sold in Australia and New Zealand in the 1970s - see the Wikipedia entry about it.

The marketing tagline was "the drink you have when you're not having a drink".
"Man, that guy in the White House is a real Claysident."
by **##**$$**&&** August 20, 2023
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Claws

Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."
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Clawnys

Typically used to refer to an uncommon species of wombat, home to the amazon.
Another use could be known as a species who enjoys to being what's called a "furry".
They're supposed to be human but they act like a wombat, talk like a wombat, looks like a wombat and every day they will engage in their "furry instinct" at least 5 times.
What's wrong, are you feeling kinda clawnys today?
Sorry, I don't associate with clawnys, I stay away from freaks
by YourPalClawny September 18, 2023
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clayshon

Clayshon is one of the best, he's smart, funny, and a good looking guy. But he can make some very bad choices and say some bad things. But he still tries his best to be the best he can. He's a cool guy and a great friend, he has a short temper and has many talents. He is muscly talented and can play many instruments because hes just like that.
Clayshon is goated
by Claytonwrifjt November 8, 2023
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Clayson

A growth or formation on the skin that multiplies and spreads with age.
I have a large growth on my stomach and must have caught a Clayson.
by RTDToolbag June 28, 2024
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claws

I love claws
by goopies December 28, 2024
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Clarysa

A mischievous, sassy, and slightly bratty individual who somehow still manages to be lovable. She’s got a sharp tongue and a playful attitude, always keeping people on their toes. While she might roll her eyes and act like she doesn’t care, deep down, she does—just don’t expect her to admit it easily. A certified stinker, but the kind you can’t stay mad at.
Ugh, Clarysa just stole the last slice of pizza and smirked about it—but then she gave me half because she knew I really wanted it. Classic Clarysa, always a stinker but somehow still sweet.
by The_Real_Jamaican_Guy March 9, 2025
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