The Asian friend that we all have and know, who's parents named him Chris as a way to Americanize him. Thinks of himself as a very smart kid, but in reality, falls a bit behind. Born and raised skinny as a twig, easy to pick up and able to be thrown around like teddy bear. In most cases, once a Chris has found someone who he finds attractive and love, he would be unable to give up said love. Chasing it to the ends of the world even when rejected or found impossible to achieve.
Example 1:
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
by TruthyyyfullyFake June 18, 2021
Get the Chris mug.Chris is a very hot guy (sexy man). Chris always thinks people are intimidated by his toxic masculinity and BIG DICK. He also can be described as staring at girls tits in a LED hot tub at 11pm. Personally, this mans had a staring contest with my cooch while i was just minding my own business, then proceeded to ask me if the curtain matches the drapes. he reminds me of the shooting pain you sometimes get in your left tit. speaking of tit don’t be suprised if chris asks u to pop one. watch out for chris…
Kelly: Omg Chris was just staring at my tits!!
Sara: He was staring at my cooch too in the hot tub!!
Kelly: He asked me to pop a tit
Sara: He was staring at my cooch too in the hot tub!!
Kelly: He asked me to pop a tit
by cassidygrove February 19, 2022
Get the Chris mug.guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
by dracublah July 6, 2009
Get the Chris mug.He soft where it counts and tough when it counts. He has the most beautiful eyes, and whose appearance is stunning and presence is undeniable. He is adorable, and witty as hell, the smartest, most talented and bright man out there. He isnt afraid to show how big his heart is to the people he loves, and sure as hell isnt scared to hurt or piss off anyone who threatens those people. His arms make perfect crevaces to cuddle into when he holds me, and he always remembers and puts his family and friends first. Chris is a friend to everyone and foe only to those who envy how incredible a person he is.
by satchelqueen December 14, 2010
Get the Chris mug.A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.
Chris, stop talking about penguins.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
by McHeffey March 5, 2009
Get the Chris mug.God of the human race. Most respected human walking the face of the earth. Best trumpet player there is.
by raNdomized November 2, 2008
Get the chris mug.A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis.
Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face!
by Blue Eyes 4253 March 30, 2009
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