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Chewy Bird 

1: (Choo-e Burd) A bird that does what he does, because it is what it is.
Can be associated with an individual or individuals within a group.

Derived from military talk during multiple deployments. Chewy bird is a close cousin to the elusive but proactive BLUE FALCON

A consumate fighter for what is right or making sense of a senseless situation no matter what is said about him or done to him

2: One who eats and enjoys it, getting your fat Boy/Girl on.
Reyes: Hey bro that girl was talking mad mess about him.

Gross: I know but you can't tell her anything cause' she is the boss's daughter.
Reyes: well I'm gonna get "chewy bird" on her ass tell her all about herself.

Lord: Hey bro they got some good eats in the chow hall today!
JC: Damn dude I'm gonna get my "chewy bird" on.
Chewy Bird by BF Hunter August 18, 2011
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The opposit of crunchy mom.. They feed their kids formula, hand out lunchables, aren't afraid of preservatives, sugary cereal & are happy to get through a load of laundry in a day. They spend their time working, or multitasking that doesn't always include 5 projects of Pinterest or sewing hand made diapers.. There isn't a firm desire to keep up with the Jones's aka the granola packing, breast feeders
a chewy mom is someone who isn't preaching to the others about her newest jam recipe or how everyone should eat vegan, paleo, gluten free etc..
chewy mom by theChewyMama November 11, 2013

Chewy Chaser 

Men who have a love for hairy woman like chewbacka from starwars!!
They feel attracted to the warmth of a hairy chewy cuddle.
Hey Bro, are we out Chewy chasing tonight, and take her home for some lovin!!! Man, i love being a Chewy chaser
Chewy Chaser by Acer1 January 25, 2009

Chewy Chewbacca 

action.
when person #1 sits on person #2's face and then proceeds to eat out the first person butt hole.
"Big Joe likes to do the chewy chewbacca to Big Bob"

Chewy Trash Can

Alcoholic drink related to irish trash can. Main difference is no redbull so its just alot of straight liquor. Sounds disgusting but tastes amazing. It is very desceptive because it doesnt feel like you are drinking how much alcohol that is actually in there.

1 part Curacao, blue
1 part Gin
1 part Rum, light
1 part Schnapps, peach
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Vodka
I got trashed off of 2 chewy trash cans.

Chewy Vagina 

A Vagina as hairy as Chewbacca Hence the name chewy
I was motorboating a chick with a chewy vagina this weekend.
Chewy Vagina by Vegaj11 December 2, 2010

chewy chick 

Eating a girl and noticing chunks in your mouth
I went down on the girl and discovered she was a chewy chick and puked the rest of the night.
chewy chick by nokturnal_1 October 28, 2003