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Doing the Chameleon

The effects of extreme intoxication - in this point in the night, the intoxicated person's eyes will begin to wander in different directions and become quite puffy and red.
Man, that bitch Tyler was doing the chameleon bad at the bar last night.
by La Petite Meat March 20, 2010
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Chameleon

A person who blends to a womans desire in order to win her over to fill his lustful desires
You see a girl at the bar who is hot, emo, punk, goth, mexican, cacausian, black, asian, middle-class, upper-middle class, and or rich

You go and sit at the bar next to the lady

You then engage in remote conversation about rich and successful your life is, but make sure to bend a different way to a different pop-culture if you know these won't be applicable

At this point you have to have already figured out what backup intel you need to ensure that your not caught, because she is gonna wanna know your sources.

Make sure not to go under yarns about anything personal or eventful, because 9 times outta 10 she might have an iPhone(come on people now days...Yeah iPhone owner) so make sure to be very vague, but not too vague.

After getting a successful convo in buy her a drink of her choosing.

After engaging in a real heart to heart, you are pretty much on the train to successful Chameleonism, but your not there yet.

Make sure to always contour yourself, and almost resort to mimicry if applicable to keep her talking to you.

Make sure to always dress according to who you wanna pick up the night.
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
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social chameleon

One who has such wide interests they can relate to anyone.
A social chameleon can chat with goths and preps alike.
by JuggaloShangriLa November 5, 2006
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chameleonesque

taking on the changing abilities of the chameleon
'we were impressed by his chameleonesque vocals'
by Jo colgan August 17, 2006
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Cameren

A really fast runner, almost always black. Never afraid to show off his good body, though his abs are weird. Very flirtatious, even if he has a girlfriend. Wears glasses. Mostly has white friends. Always a Virgo.
"Hey do you know Cameren?"
"Yeah he's pretty sexy, I'd smash."
by BBGDGF October 16, 2019
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The Chameleon Phone

The Coolest Phone in the entire history of existance, the chameleon phone is a phone which, when rung, starts singing 'Karma Chameleon' by culture club, accompanied by a bug on a harmonica. Briefly featured on a BT advert and, due to popular demand went on sale at the Gadget Shop.
'dude, i just bought that Chameleon Phone of the tv for like, £120'
by Bodmin Zer0 November 16, 2003
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friend chameleon

-A very unreliable friend who flakes at a moments notice, never answers calls, and "blends in" to a group of friends only when it fits his/her needs.

-Acts a different way around each group of friends.
-I haven't seen Joey in like 6 months, and he wont call me back!
-I know! He only hangs out with us when he has absolutely nothing else to do. He's such a friend chameleon.
by johnnymoe88 July 29, 2011
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