Chad

The opposite of a chode, a penis that is very long and thin.

"Slayter Rose has a Chad!"

by Chief Smokemgreen December 16, 2015

Chad

A douche

Woah, look at how much his pants are sagging, must be a Chad...

by Cadisadouche May 13, 2018

Chad

A name from Old English meaning "douchebag," a "gangly fuck," a "shithead," an "asshat." Someone who eats 3 bites of a burger then puts a single French fry in it. The kind of guy who wears polo shirts and cargo shorts and plays disc golf on the weekends with the "bros." Also goes by Chadley, Chadwick, Swaggy P., or in some cases, Derek. You should avoid these things at all costs or you may end up doing Jager shots with him and his "bros."

Guy 1: Hey Bro. My name is Chad. You wanna play disc golf.

Guy 2: Ugh. You look like a Chad

by Dogzilla223 January 16, 2018

Chad

A little guy who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.

Chad has sex with fish.
Chad goes fishing.
Chad is a weirdo.

by CHADLIKESFISH February 6, 2009

Chad

If you know you know

Chad
synonym: garbage

Chad was at standard trying to get some underage girls in for free. He’s such a Chad.

by Bitchytude666 February 21, 2020

chad

Being basic as shit in a certain environment. Referring to the absolute epitome of being a bitch at a party or drinking event.

Dude you were such a chad last night at wibs when you made us leave early to go to the burrito man.

by bdamship September 29, 2014

The Chad

An extremely well groomed male with an average size male penis. The Chad is 6’4, has a six pack, is extremely well mannered and respectful, and is really good at soccer. He has a vision impairment, ticklish balls, and a lust for travel. If you ever come across The Chad, count your lucky stars - cause there’s only one out there.

The Chad always opens the door for me when we go on dates

by Olly Browny December 4, 2018