A) A fail that surpasses the level of epic
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
1)A quadriplegic clown (comedic irony = catastrophic fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
by Joseph Duffy February 11, 2009
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A friend who is melodramatic would catastrophize a lot.
A friend who is melodramatic would catastrophize a lot.
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A craptastrophe is any event resulting in an epic ejection of fecal matter.
From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. Generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.
A fine example of a craptastrophe is an explosive shart.
From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. Generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.
A fine example of a craptastrophe is an explosive shart.
Honey, I can't believe you fed the dog chili to the dog! Look at this craptastrophe in the kitchen! I mean, there's crap in the dishwasher!
by Brown Panic February 21, 2008
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Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!
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by Zacarias August 3, 2007
Get the nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation mug."Yeah, what's it called when a hell hole hits a cataclysm, a ah catastrophuck...i just coined that didn't i???" -Jon Stewart, Daily Show
by TheFarmer October 4, 2006
Get the catastrophuck mug.A cake or cake-like dessert, such as a cupcake or delectable cookie-cake, that represents, inspires, or responds to a catastrophe. Such artistic desserts were first imagined in the salons of late-18th century Paris during discussions of the plight of the Sans-culottes. The oft-repeated "let them eat cake" reflected the aristocratic belief that the Parisian poor should indulge in cakestrophe so that they might come to understand the futility of resisting the will of the Second Estate. Because the discourse of these educated salon-frequenters was primarily grounded in esoteric cake theory and not in practice, caketastrophe remained a largely conceptual dessert until the innovations of Brown University undergraduates in the fall of 2007. These brave students, inspired by the work of Hemmingway and certain gay fantasies, struggled against the forces of uncooperative frosting and poorly calibrated dorm ovens to produce the first recorded caketastrophes.
Dude 1: "Why does your cake resemble mutilated genitals?"
Dude 2: "Haven't you ever heard of a caketastrophe before?"
Dude 1: "No"
Dude 2: "I guess this is the end of our friendship"
Dude 1: "Yeah"
Dude 2: "Haven't you ever heard of a caketastrophe before?"
Dude 1: "No"
Dude 2: "I guess this is the end of our friendship"
Dude 1: "Yeah"
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Tom: Jill, did you know that The Scatman died the other day?!
Jill: Ohemgee Tom, that's a scatastrophe!
Jill: Ohemgee Tom, that's a scatastrophe!
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