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Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.
Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Catilina

A pure and beautiful girl

A latin name which means pure.
They are sweet, kind, caring, even if it is used for a nick-name
Don't ever underestimate her because her inter beauty always shines.

True and perfect one in a billion
And is the true name of Katniss from the hunger games!!!
Catilina is the true Katniss from the hunger games
by Catilina209 June 1, 2012
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Cathalina

Cathalina is a very Asian name. This type of person loves noodles, bubble tea, and loves to play tennis. Cathalina comes from the word, Cathey, meaning "I'm white, look at me". Cathalina takes that word from Americans and turns it into an Asian wonder. A person by this name is very good with computers (especially Photoshop), loves macs, and wishes to go into a movie field. If your name is Cathalina and you want to become a model or anything, drop it and go to the computer field.
"Cathalina, we need your crazy Asian designs!"

"I'm coming!" -Says in a lisp-
by The_Deejay January 7, 2010
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Catalina

Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"

"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"

"In here, mi amor!"

"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!

"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"

"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"

"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
by anonymous July 21, 2008
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CATALAN

A human individual, originating from any place that is not Spain. It is usually wearing Harry Potter-like glasses, an oversized jacket, second hand jeans and boots. Their favorite activity consist of talking trash about Spain, split bills in individual parts, and recycling nearly everything they find.
Ricard! There is a used band-aid on the sidewalk. If you are Catalan enough, you will hurt yourself now, so you can use it!
by Patatabrava March 1, 2019
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dirty catalina

A bhadd Latina from Colombia who’s fine asf
Yo you know dirty Catalina

Ye she a bhadie bro
by 123pat April 15, 2020
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Catalina Foothills High School

A school in the Catalina Mountians in Tucson, Arizona where almost every kid is spoiled rich and a bitch. They don't care about themselves and most of them are selfish and all live in huge houses and think they're the shit. They're mostly all really skinny and theres A LOT of sluts.
"What school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School.."
"Oh.. okay bye.
"Why?"
"You're probably a bitch and don't care about anyone but yourself"
by Alex Gserhyn March 4, 2010
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