Camaro

One of the hottest American sports cars ever made. The only people who don't like this car are either mustang or rice rocket owners, who are just bitter that Camaros kick their cars' ass, while they eat dust. camaros kick ass.

Mustang owner: (crying) that Camaro kicked my ass and now i have to give that cool Camaro driver the title to my car because i was an arrogant fool and thought my piece-o-crap mustang could beat her Camaro.

by Buffy June 12, 2003

Camaro

Import car beater
" Hunger, eat your imported car. "

by DUDE April 16, 2003

camaro

The car that looks like a blurr when you blast by it in a mustang.

Friend: what the hell was that?
Me: that was just a slow-ass camaro.

by TJ January 15, 2005

Camaro

A fierce beast that cowers to nothing. Common diet includes rice and mustangs. No challenger dares feel the furry of a Camaro wraith. It can be heard from quite a distance with a mean growl that makes Satin quiver and asphalt shake. It is the ULTIMATE monster constantly evolving and adapting to retain its throne and never fails. As a word of caution, if ever encountered in the wild be leery, adolescents can be playful but the older they become the less forgiving.

That Camaro blew my doors off!

by LS1_Z28 January 14, 2017

Camaro

A great car with a badass history, striking fear into anyone who rolled up to the light. Especially for those with posi traction rear ends to knock you on your ass and leave more skid marks than a dog with the shits. This car is a classic to restore as for those in 1st and 2nd generation (1967-1981) or simply as gm described "a snall vicious animal that eats mustangs" when asked what a camaro is. So before that shit you call a come back falls out of your mouth, make sure you've actually been behind the wheel of this hot piece of true red white and blue American muscle

Camaro- A car that even made in 1967 can still hold its own against all who challenge it in 2017 with its legacy still continuing. Dropping panties, and busting mustang trannies since 1967.

by Chevynumber3 February 23, 2017

98 Camaro

The fastest car in the Solar System, possibly the entire universe. With its catfish appearance it scares any other competition away. With its new paintjob which adds 300hp and new halo headlights which add another 400hp, this car is a monster. It ran laps on a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, it even out beat a F16 Fighter Jet. Its proven Albert Einstein wrong by breaking the light barrier not once but 6347834278 times. It destroys all hyoundas and shitty imports. Its amazing sounding exhaust will scare anything, its exhaust sounds like a sperm whale ejaculating.

Ted: BRO DID YOU SEE THAT 98 Camaro?
Tyrone: Where?
ted: EXACTLY ITS THAT FAST.

by Hyoundas January 25, 2015

Red Camaro

Having a small penis, compensation for any shortcoming

Here comes Joe, he is so red camaro

by Reddirt June 27, 2017