Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
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Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.
by bushlight February 19, 2019
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Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.
You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.
by IEMV May 14, 2025
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Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems
Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE
by Cheeseburger America Man May 07, 2023
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calculator quality

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!
by jus10k June 14, 2016
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Fancy Calculator

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.
"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!
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Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.
by Myprivateradio September 09, 2022
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