Beef swords

The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting

Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dudes at the bar

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Beef Canyon

Another term for the vagina to add to the illustrious list. Synonyms include, but are not limited to: yoni, poonani, cunt, gash, and ax wound. This term is especially useful in describing festively rump labium majora.

I love beef, and I love the Grand Canyon as any American should, but I'm not loving that vapid beef canyon.

by ZBT Spyder August 28, 2008

Beef strumming

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

by Uncle mike and Uncle Ryan July 9, 2011

beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

by Ted Plumb January 14, 2012

Beef suckers

Your mouth, referring to dick sucking originally from Joseline Hernadez

"Bitch, don't talk to me with your beef suckers"
"Go put your beef suckers to work hoe"

by Rich Gand October 8, 2016

Beef Bacon

True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.

Example 1:

Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"

Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"

Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."

Matt: "ooookay....."

by One Large September 3, 2019

Your Balls Are Beef

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

by Seanyo October 18, 2008