Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.

Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.

by McSnack July 16, 2022

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Spunk buzzard

Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018

Attack Buzzard

Is a freaky dark monkey that smells like marijuana and wet dirt. And hates all white people that are not part of the KKK

Hi my name is Attack Buzzard

by Pu$$i $layer November 13, 2017

Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.

That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?

by Fandamme January 30, 2018

Skunk buzzard

White trash

The skunk buzzards are digging in the recyclables again.

by Skunk masters September 9, 2020