betched

The bastardization of the word "Bitched."

Gavin betched at Rachel arguing over how to correctly spell the word "Opossum".

by JohnMcJohn December 20, 2010

bitched in the ass

- Getting literally fucked in the ass by someone who is considerably smaller than you physically.

- Getting into trouble because of someone who many consider to be lesser than you

- Getting screwed over continuously by someone in any situation in any way that you could absolutely stop but still don't.

"I love to get bitched in the ass."
"I don't understand why would someone of your size enjoy those skeletons fucking you in the ass."

"Man, Jane has no money, no apartment and yet she still managed to get me fired"
"You got bitched in the ass, John."

"Jane keeps going on these shopping sprees and I keep giving her my credit cards. I don't know, I could just say no but I don't."
"John, you're getting bitched in the ass bro."

by AshSoul July 2, 2014

Butcher’s Glove

The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.

“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “

“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “

by Sad Sally January 31, 2021

High-bitched

When someone’s voice rises while making a derogatory comment, or complaint, about another person.
Can also be used as an observation on another person, i.e. someone who is stressed and ranting. Also referred to as 'H-B'

"Wow, get her, she's being a bit High-bitched."
"That's a little bit H-B don't you think?"

by Cas de-Wale March 14, 2009

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.

That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019

lingo butchering

Lingo butchering is where you pick up on a person's personal lingo and overuse it and try to make it seem like it's your own.

Tim 09.13: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty,
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**

by Noclipper November 14, 2020