Feel Good Bullshit

Useless statements that are meant to make people feel better but have little relevance to reality and usually make the recipient feel worse off than they were.

"Don't worry God cures everything!" "Thanks i'm sure that Feel Good Bullshit will cure my terminal cancer."

"Well just remember You always miss all the shots you don't take." "That feel good bullshit is not going to bring back the millions we lost last quarter on the risky deals you recommended!"

by randomtasks February 14, 2017

new age bullshit

Any word spewed forth from the mouths of residents of San Francisco, Boulder, and attendees of Burning Man.

Person A: "Hey dude, you see that hippie on campus? What was he talking about?"

Person B: "I dunno, some new age bullshit."

by definitionnugget April 14, 2014

hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.

"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"

by Brian P Wang June 28, 2006

some ol' bullshit

Something unwanted, unappreciated or hated. Often used by gangsta types and wiggers.

Man this some ol' bullshit right here!

by Stinkmeaner666 February 13, 2008

Anti bullshit

Some one who is done with dealing with people bullshit.

avoiding players because your anti bullshit

by geminiSmiles32 August 15, 2011

Political Bullshit

Any facet in the realm of political stupidity, ignorance, or extremity. Often referred to when describing the pointlessness or ridiculousness of a subject. Made famous by a runner St. John's University who's birthday it is today.

Mike: "Why are they giving all those kids minors? They weren't even acting drunk."
Luke: "It's all political bullshit."

by JohnnieRunner13 April 16, 2010

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008