A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
by skimpy and poor February 1, 2009
Get the bland mug.A girl with no defining features, comes off a production line. As plain as bulk vanilla ice cream from a large tub. eg.10 things i hate about you chick, julia stiles, not Larisa Oleynik.....sheeessss hottt!.
man that girl is like, go-able but....she's just bland, there's nothing there. watta bland chick! ..another thing..in that movie julia styles flashes the teacher...whith what?....im asking what...seriously...it pisses me off...
by laurozza October 2, 2007
Get the bland chick mug.a word that derives from the Swedish translation of the word ball pit ball meaning ("ball") and pit meaning ("land") and is much like the the ball pit a boland is a place for games and recreation the difference being that the boland is in most cases funded by the government to provide a playful environment for teenagers with underdeveloped learning capabilities
all the students in that class made it to high school all but one, she felt she was most fit for the boland.
by gansta rappa February 21, 2011
Get the boland mug.A suburban location that is characterized visually by extreme blandness that causes its residents to feel bored and depressed, and behave in uninteresting ways.
Virtually every suburban sprawl development with homes designed to attract a narrow range of people, in ethnic, social and economic terms, is a blandburb.
by Joel S. Hirschhorn October 24, 2005
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She was not flattered by his blandishments.
by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016
Get the blandishment mug.Blanden is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, and he’d never fail to make u smile :’). hi blanden bro i love u, also wanna cuddle
blanden is the sweetest ;)
by kalio bro August 11, 2019
Get the Blanden mug.Possibly the best last name in the history of last names, 'Beland,' is of Icelandic origins, meaning, 'one with long toenails,' or 'he who has more hair on the left side of his head.' Considered the most kickass name in the universe, Napoleon Bonaparte considered changing his name to Beland, until he realized that in fact he had more hair on the RIGHT side of his head, and so it was undoable.
Hey, check out that girl. She's so awesome, her last name MUST be Beland.
What a queer. He's definately not a Beland.
What a queer. He's definately not a Beland.
by HesusBelande October 9, 2008
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