double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)

"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."

by Yargengee March 23, 2019

barking at the badger

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking

" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"

by amuchan October 4, 2006

budget bar

Pronunciation: ba*jet*bar
Function: noun

buying a bottle of your favorite alcohol from your neighborhood grocery store to swig before attending the main event (concert, club, etc.) so that you are already intoxicated and not have to buy numerous amounts of expensive cocktails to get hammered great for broke friends

1.) Yo' Hadoukenn, you wanna hit up the BUDGET BAR before heading out to the club tonight, yadada?

2.) The Bukkake Crew and the Disciples of Rhythm hit up the BUDGET BAR not because they're cheap, but because they're smart businessmen

by Kenn Pangilinan December 16, 2007

Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation

1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.

by Arronos del Pavronos April 2, 2006

red badge of courage

when a man has vaginal sex with a woman who is being visited by her monthly freind aka on the rag and after intercorse the man pulls out his bloody penis and whips the woman with it leaving a red mark this may be a very brave thing to do if she dosent have a sense of humor.

last night I nailed my girl but she was ragging and I didnt know at first but when i was finnished I pulled out blood drenched cock and gave her a red badge of courage

by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

Badger

Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.

Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!

by Banter Clause December 23, 2018

badge bunny

1. A female, usually of the barely legal age range, who spends her time chasing police officers and offering them her 'services' in hopes of gaining status amoung her badge bunny friends.
see also holster sniffer, most commonly found at all night resturants and gas stations.

Do you know Leslie?
Oh, you mean the badge bunny? Yeah, I've heard that she's served more cops than Dunkin' Donuts.

by nobunny October 18, 2008