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borked

A word generally used by members of deviantART to describe their thumbnail or artwork when it shows up as a plain grey box instead of their picture.
1. "Man, the servers must be on the fritz, all of my thumbs in #thumbshare are showing up borked!"
by meowfox of doom January 14, 2007
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bork

A word that for some reason appears frequently of a certain page viewed in a certain edition of a certain browser.

Also used in place of numerous profanities until the discovery of "cactus."
"I'll bork you."
"I already borked you."
by Andro April 5, 2003
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Snuffle Snuffle Bork Bork

Nothing is a true definition of this phrase but if ur bored just say it y cuz idk it's fun to say
Stranger:sup
Me:snuffle snuffle bork bork

Stranger: ._.
by Xiøn Cøre June 9, 2018
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borked

Being molested anally, as in raped up the ass.
"Jimmy got borked when he dropped the soap in the prison shower."
by Eythan December 17, 2006
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bork

Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.
"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
by Analgator September 10, 2006
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bork guy

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018
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Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.
"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"
by parisofpriam February 26, 2006
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