booze dookie

A drunk person's dung usually very soft or runny.

Hey Paul was taking a shower after a long night of drinking and farted in shower and it it resulted in a accidental booze dookie, he didn't have to stomp it down the drain it just disappeared.

by Cummy Balls January 19, 2018

Booze Bro

A bro that you chill with for the sole reason that he consistently and reliably has alcohol with him.

"You know that George kid from down the hall? He's so damned annoying man-what were you doing hanging with him last night?"

"You're right, he's annoying as hell-but he's a great booze bro, so I put up with him"

by Jewbacca501 October 10, 2011

Booze bark

(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.

Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.

A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.

Aaron: "Iloveyoujess."
Jess: "Ew Aaron, stop booze barking."

by nolandc August 30, 2019

Booze blanket

When you don't need a jacket because you're drunk.

I'm so drunk I don't need your stupid jacket. I'm wearing my booze blanket.

by Foss the boss May 19, 2014

Booze Breaker

When you're cold and you drink more to warm yourself. Like putting a wind breaker on.

I was cold last night so I put a booze breaker on.

by Sunkist0 March 16, 2015

pecker booze

jizz that is placed in a shot glass.

I gave that bitch a shot of my pecker booze.

by h.b. daz August 2, 2007

booze ooze

the terrible diarrhea that one sometimes encounters after a long night of drinking. Whether during the night when you're drunk, or the day after when you're hung over, you sometimes get the runs of liquidy and stinky poo which can be classified as booze ooze.

yo man last night was so much fun, i got sooo wasted. but today is no joke, i got a case of some booze ooze to deal with, fuckin sucks...

by uncle randy August 6, 2010