Bonnet touch

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.

‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan

by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022

bonnet

1. to locate patches of bluebonnets in Texas and take photographs in them

Hey, do y’all want to go bonnetting this weekend? I saw some nice spots on the side of the road today.

by WittyOne23 April 19, 2023

Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...

Bekah is bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

bonnet bait

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.

You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!

by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024

Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020