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noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole
"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".
by Qtbounce June 5, 2021
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bonnet

1. to locate patches of bluebonnets in Texas and take photographs in them
Hey, do y’all want to go bonnetting this weekend? I saw some nice spots on the side of the road today.
by WittyOne23 April 19, 2023
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Bonnet

A $e×y bunnie from FNaF SL (Female__--_-_)
That is overrated by BonBon and Ballora. (And mostly by your lil' sis)

Facts:
1. She LOVES BonBon
2. She dislikes Funtime Freddy
3. She is OBSESSED with BonBon
4. Ballora is one of her ☆ß e $t i E$☆
5. Minireenas have for a long time been helping her
6. Officially Failed NNN (w/BonBon)
7. S@ Va g E
8. Bigger mouth than she should have (compared to her size)
9. She wants actually her button booped, not nose. Take a guess why.
10. = you do not want to know.
But. Freddy, Bonnet is the only girl in our rase, why would it be illegal to ***k her if she likes me?

(An argue that featured Bonnet and Funtime Freddy)

Ft.Fr: Your mouth is bigger than the comparison of your size

Bonnet: Well, at least my mouth is bigger that your d!ck will ever be~

~~~~~~~-------$!lence-------~~~~~~
by BonBon (guy on Funtime Freddy) November 22, 2021
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bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.
That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.
by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023
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Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.
With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.
by ApricotFields November 2, 2020
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Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.
Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.
by TOTEMIR August 18, 2023
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Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head
Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.
by TissuesBox March 8, 2024
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