Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011

bonnet rocker

A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.

My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.

by Marica Linn May 25, 2020

Bitch in a Bonnet

someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet

Shut it, Bitch in a Bonnet!

by Esquared11 May 11, 2010

Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...

Bekah is bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.

Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.

by Robula88 August 1, 2022

Bonneted

The act of get absolutely smashed and annihilated by a raging bull (or vehicle)

Bob: Jimmy help me, help me

I’ve been bonneted

Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’

Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW

by Daddyyyyy chilllll August 11, 2022