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Lightning Bolt

A Ping Pong ball thrown by a fat kid during a woodland LARP tournament.
"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"
by insertname April 27, 2007
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the bolt

adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.

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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.

Are you being sarcastic?

No man. You are totally the bolt.
by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
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Usain Bolt

Usain Bolt is the greatest sprinter ever.

The tall Jamaican recently went to Beijing to take part in the Olympics. He won gold in the 100m sprint, as well as breaking the world record with a time of 9.68. In addition he also won the 200m, breaking the record there too, with a time of 19.30. With the help of his Jamaican team mates, including the famous Asafa Powel, he managed his 3rd gold medal and 3rd world record by winning the 4x400m relay.

Usain Bolt is well known for his show boating, and extreme confidence before each race. in the 100m sprint final he stopped running 20 metres from the end, waving his hands and beating his chest.

When asked how he prepares before a race, he said "I get up at 11, go and have a Mcdonalds, then go back to bed, and get up an hour before the race".

The Jamican has been tested for drugs over and over again. Always negative.
Usain Bolt should enter himself into every event at London 2012
by bigd1992 October 18, 2008
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Usain Bolt

Worlds Fastest Man.!
Usain Bolt aka Usain LIGHTNING Bolt is phucking amazing !
by E B S z. October 20, 2008
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Usain Bolt

An olympic sprinter who won gold and set olympic and world records at the 2008 Olympic Games, most notably in the Men's 100m and 200m events.
A tank. A machine. Unstoppable.
Also, from Jamaica.
I tried to steal Usain Bolt's car but he chased me down on bare foot and caught me. Then he ripped my balls off!
by A.J. Eitel October 14, 2008
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nut and bolt party

A couples party where the hosts gives each woman a nut and each man a bolt that does not match the nut his partner has.

During the party, everyone tries to find the matching nuts and bolts. Matching pairs determine parings for whatever activities are planned for the after-party. Often it is used to detremine who is going to have some sort of sex with each other.
My girlfriend Jill and I went to an oral "nut and bolt" party the other night. My bolt fit into Suzy's nut and Jill's nut fit Bob's bolt.

I got so hard watching Jill giving Bob a blow job while I was licking Suzy's pussy. I think Bob was surprised that Jill swallowed his cum. Suzy had me cum on her tits, but she gave one hell of a blow job otherwise.
by BRD October 24, 2004
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bang and bolt

to have sex with someone and to leave quickly
by Bottt January 5, 2009
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