Boinkiversary

the annual recurrence of a date marking the first time you boinked someone;

a date that follows such a boinking by a specified period of time measured in units other than year

Oh my God, Alex! Next March will be our one-year boinkiversary.

by Leo Swopes January 12, 2010

blinkity

An expression of surprise, often when one is confused or shocked by a statement or action.

Must be accompanied by asterisks.

Can be followed with '...' for good measure.

1. I'm gay.

Response: *Blinkity*

2. Ahdmfweoigoana...

Response: *blinkity...*

by BaileyA July 20, 2008

bonkiki

Bonkiki..is the inner bitch you bring to surface as needed to cut through the BS in life.

When the ticket agent advised that she was 5 minutes too late to check a bag she summoned her bonkiki.

by Aggie Real November 4, 2013

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for the smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee costing him his Tennis scholarship and leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by TheDirtyYoungMan April 20, 2018

Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018

Boink

A safe for work replacement for the words "sex" or "fuck" in all their forms

"That was boinking awesome."
"I bet they're boinking right now."
"Boink you!"
"That was the best boink I ever boinking had."

by Shrazz January 7, 2018

Boiskie

Another. Word for boi

Hey yo boiskie hey get me some chicken so I can shit fireballs

by Bsfsod March 31, 2019