beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009

beat and delete

when you get to know a girl and have sex (Beat) with them, then after having sex you leave and stop talking to them (Delete) and act like you dont know them after.

-Aye what happened to you and that ting from lastweek
-Bruv she was a beat and delete.

by Queen_keke July 5, 2016

Beat the shit out of

It is commonly known that the in the minute an individual dies, any feces in the body will immediatley leave due to intens rectal relaxation, so when saying "I will beat the shit out you" you are suggesting that your beating will result in death and rectal discharge of fecal matter

"Put the bunny down, or i will beat the shit out of you"

"If you go near me with those bees, i will beat the shit out of you"

by Not Timothy Dalton December 2, 2013

Beata

She protecc,
She atacc,
But most importantly,
She a snacc

Have you seen Elsa’s sister Beata?
She’s sexy af!

by swedishbitch December 8, 2019

off the beaten path

a place that's not very well known to the general public, usually located in a secluded area.

I like hanging out at this pub once in a while after work. It's off the beaten path and I get a chance to relax for a while.

by Bungalow Bill August 21, 2006

beat around the bush

To talk about something without mentioning it directly or avoid getting to the core of the subject--to try to bring up a subject in a roundabout way. Often motivated from a desire not to speak frankly about the subject, either because the subject is taboo, it's impolite to bring it up directly, or the conversation is perceived likely to be painful.

Well, Joe, I heard you were thinking about selling your car...

instead of

So, Joe, how much did you want for that Explorer of yours?

Also,

Susy, what are your plans for the future?

instead of

Susy, will you marry me?

by Chris Capel April 12, 2004

Beatleism

The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:

1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.

2. Must be completely anti-war.

3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.

4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.

5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.

6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.

7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.

9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.

8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.

WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!

by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011