blue balls

when a guy says his balls are in extreme pain because he cant cum . WHICH THE WORD BLUE BALLS IS A STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT LIE just to get in girls pants

GUY: keep going, don't stop... just keep sucking ma dick.

GIRL: no im done.

GUY: ah fuck, you're giving me damn blue balls

GIRL: fuck you bitch ima guy too, i neva got blue balls.

by lalala ms blue balls November 25, 2011

Nightclub Blue Balls

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.

Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"

by Krabooji September 25, 2012

Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.

by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020

Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 11, 2012

blue balls

Also known as vasocongestion.

I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 20, 2005

Chat Blue Balls

The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.

Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.

by xctimmy November 24, 2011

chat blue balls

The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.

Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."

by big_dude May 29, 2011