Blubber

Lizzo

Makeup contains whale blubber. Lizzo wears too much makeup. Coincidence, I think not

by LizzoBlubber February 10, 2020

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Blubber Nugget

A person weighing over 600lbs, who is usually very lazy and only every plays video games/eats while sitting on their bed all day due to their inability to move. This refers to the Fortnite Gamer from “‘I’ll Just Eat Until I’m Dead, Probably.’ | My 3000-lb Family”

“Damn bitch you fat as hell you built like a whole ass Blubber Nugget.”

by gd935 January 18, 2022

Duck blubber plug

The build up of sperm from one's penile connal, gets it's distinctive taste and odorous smell from build up of dick sweat and other genital liquids after roughly 2 months build up, ingesters of the blubber have been know to feel a medium buzz that may last up to 4 hours.

He sucked all of that duck blubber plug out of old mate, he's Gunna peaking.

by Pipchingong May 22, 2021

bumpin' blubber

When two or more overweight or obese individuals engage in sexual intercourse

Sherryl, Bobby, and Betty Sue were holed up in their doublewide all night chuggin' Nattys and bumpin' blubber!

by geirlodnir March 9, 2019

blubber points

When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.

I spent three years in canada, I definitely earned some blubber points.

by canadianwinters December 28, 2014