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Dumb Blonde

A person who cant really do anything right.
A dumb blonde is some one who has had enough of life and decides to hang herself and then a guy walks into the park and asks why she is hanging by her waist? she said that she tried to hang herself, he said then shouldnt the rope go around your neck?? she said i tried but then i couldnt breathe.
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Blindspott

A Metal group from New Zealand. They pritty much kick arse. They are often defined as "screamo" or "Nu Metal" but they are definately not. They are just metal. They play with a lot of distortion and the vocalist screams, wails, raps and sings his way through a pile of rock anthems. They play fast, in-your-face riffs. Their first album featured samples and scratiching, but their second album did not. They just kick arse. They are dedicated to their fans, and band members are often seen crowd surfing, shaking hands, meeting fans and signing things.
Stupid ignorant person who likes avril lavigne: Blindspott suck. They're so Emo and Nu metaland Screamo and crap. They don't have any good songs
Blindspott fan: <punches Avril fan in face then goes to Blindspott concert> BLINDSPOTT RULE!!
by Mattchew B August 15, 2007
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Blonde Hales

A girl who is beautiful with the right amount of sass
Brian called his date blonde hales after she came down in her good looking dress
by Divers burrito March 28, 2015
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hobo blinds

A piece of packing cardboard shoved up against the window of a new apartment before you've had a chance to order real blinds.
Girl: "Shit, the neighbors can see us having sex!"
Guy: "Quick! The hobo blinds!"
by urban-cunt April 20, 2010
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Breakfast Coupon Blindside

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)
Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!
by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008
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Bottle Blonde

Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.
You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away
by Dani November 25, 2004
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blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.
"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."
by Brie October 5, 2003
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